hi there and welcome. I'm Miranda: feminist, lover of food, basically liz lemon. i love doggies and theatre and music too. I'm from trill city aka houston tx. have a nice day.
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laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

Jesus: Love thy enemy.
Buddha: Conquer the angry man by love.
Lao Tzu: Treat those who are good with goodness, and also treat those who are not good with goodness.
#shrekpromotionsunday last chance to see Shrek the musical today at 2:30 at hits theatre!!

#shrekpromotionsunday last chance to see Shrek the musical today at 2:30 at hits theatre!!

drunkmom2007:

supersmashbrothersbrawl:

5ky1er:

Mom: What do you want for your birthday?

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kiss me hard before you go

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

topless-bottom:

highschoolcryschool:

fixed it.

Thank you

topless-bottom:

highschoolcryschool:

fixed it.

Thank you